This is really helpful and it’s unlike anything I’ve ever read.
Typically, the advice given to answer these bullshit questions is to counter, like you said, with more bullshit.
What’s the damn point?
I love that you have sussed out the real questions that are being asked and how to answer them authentically, and in ways that help both the employer and interviewee determine if the job is a good fit which is, after all, the whole point of the interview. (Or it’s supposed to be.)